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I have a very interesting sence of humor. I like to joke around and Im a huge smartass. I'm an independant woman,no children and never married. I'm agressive and strong willed, and I'm not afraid to speak my mind. Sence of humor is a big deal to me. I want someone whos not afraid to make a complete fool out of themself to make me laugh. When i think funny. I think Larry the cable guy, Adam Sandler, and Megan Mullally (Karen from Will & Grace) I'm all about the slapstick. Dennis Miller fan? You'll bore me to death. Don't bother! I want someone whos Independant and Intelligent,Honest and romantic. Seems a Huge list of wants, But I'm not willing to settle for anything less. (Maybe thats why im single?I have unique taist,and I'm not interested in societies idea of the perfect man. Im just looking for the perfect one for me. I think Love handles are just as sexy as a six pack, and Black is just as beautiful as white. I'm a very good judge of character, and can smell a bullshitter a mile away. If your married, I'll find out, if your involved I'm not interested. If your idea of fun Is betting on a game of pool, not minding that a woman can whipe the floor with you in a game of darts, Putting your macho side away for an evening and taking a lady to a play. Then maybe I just might be worth your email! Looking For: i will write later